Playlist

januarythetimelord:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat her looking like a knob for about a minute then I died

jaclcfrost:

things i know about the year 3000

• not much has changed but people live underwater
• i have a great great great granddaughter and apparently she is doing fine

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

lovesexzodiac:

1. People who waste money
2. People who ask for loans
3. People who do not pay back loans
4. People who do not discipline their children
5. Contractors that do not keep promises
6. People who leave the cap off the toothpaste
7. Poetry readings
8. Being asked to be a chauffeur
9. Being asked to leave the kids at home
10. Bad haircuts